"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
06/18/2015 at 11:05 • Filed to: Craigslist Pagani
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"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
06/18/2015 at 11:05 • Filed to: Craigslist Pagani | 6
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Might be the best !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! I’ve ever seen.
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Ladies & Gentlemen,
If I could direct your attention to this beautiful Pagani Huayra known as the Huayra 730S Edition, and it’s now for sale for the insanely low amount of $5.5 Million Dollars!!!!! WOW... what a bargain!!
Why would I put it up for sale?
Times are tough, and sometimes all you need in life is 5.5 Million USD.
trust me I’m a hamster trainer. I know this.
Is it priced properly?
I think so! If there’s some dude trying to sell a Ferrari LaFerrari for $5,000,000 USD and his car is 1 out 499... I figured, since my car’s sticker is higher than his original one and they are only going to make 100 of mine... Why buy a peasant’s car when there are so many of them instead of a more unique one (I’m looking at you Sheikhs ).
What will I do with the money?
Isn’t that a little too personal? Fine... I’ll tell you anyways... I am planning on buying the biggest LEGO collection the world has ever seen. I’m talking about castles, knights, star wars spaceships, huge buildings, I mean the whole fucking shabang!
PAYMENT METHODS:
Unfortunately I’m still cashing a few IOU’s from previous items I sold, so I won’t be taking those. I would much rather get either a wire transfer (like in the movies) or a cashier’s check, but I’d be willing to take 2900 Ford Taurus’ in exchange too.
SUMARY:
Just buy the damn car so I can buy my LEGO SET! Come on!!!! Car is in perfect condition and has only been skunked once before, ONCE!!!! I’ve never farted inside of it, nor my co-pilots (I’m pretty sure....), It’s seen more action than Jenna Jameson back in 1999, and to make things better it was hand made in 43 hours! You need this car! Just like a weird person needs a cat! COME ON!!!
Who’s got $5.5 million? Because this ad is gold.
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/18/2015 at 11:12 |
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Well... I don’t have $5.5 million but... I would totally like to come check out his lego collection when he sells it.
macanamera
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/18/2015 at 11:12 |
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What are the chances this guy actually has a Huayra
MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/18/2015 at 11:13 |
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I don’t have 5.5 mil, but I bet we could coble together 2900 Taurus’s. He never said what condition or year....
We could get him a Fleet of Tauruses...Taurus’s...Tauri...we could get him a Fleet!
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K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
06/18/2015 at 11:14 |
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I would take both for a test drive; the Huayra and $5.5 million lego racecar I would build with the Legos.
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K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> macanamera
06/18/2015 at 11:17 |
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Do. not. QUESTION IT!! (o_O)
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K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
06/18/2015 at 11:18 |
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That there, is a whole lotta bull. ;)
BULL FLEET!
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MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/18/2015 at 11:27 |
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LOL
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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/18/2015 at 11:29 |
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Lego cars. Like this?
Yes the red one is a Zonda but...
SaveTheIntegras
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/18/2015 at 11:37 |
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it’s a joke, literally.
CAR_IS_MI
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/18/2015 at 11:43 |
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This is Alejandro Salomon’s Hyaura. I am not sure if he is actually trying to sell it or if he is just doing this to be funny after someone listed the first LaFerrari online for $5m because of its rareness...
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CAR_IS_MI
> macanamera
06/18/2015 at 11:44 |
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I know who he is, and yes, he does. Also, a 918, a Hell cat, and an electric smart car...
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K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
06/18/2015 at 12:33 |
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Full scale lego Pagani plox.
dogisbadob
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/18/2015 at 13:02 |
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annnnnnnnnnnnnnd it’s gone! Flagged off like most joke ads
CalzoneGolem
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/18/2015 at 13:14 |
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...but I’d be willing to take 2900 Ford Taurus’ in exchange too.
I like how this guy thinks!
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CalzoneGolem
> MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
06/18/2015 at 13:14 |
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I’ve got one!
sellphones2493
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/18/2015 at 13:17 |
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I used to work at a high end exotic dealer, and part of my job was to post cars on Craigslist. it was always fun posting Gallardo’s and Continental’s on Craiglist...
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MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> CalzoneGolem
06/18/2015 at 15:40 |
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2,900 Tauri to find, take 1 out, drive it around, 1 Taurus found, 2,899 Tauri to find....
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CalzoneGolem
> MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
06/18/2015 at 15:41 |
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#COTDNominations
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MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> CalzoneGolem
06/18/2015 at 15:46 |
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CalzoneGolem
> MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
06/18/2015 at 15:52 |
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deekster_caddy
> MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
06/18/2015 at 16:36 |
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Do Sables count?
Ferrero1911
> macanamera
06/18/2015 at 17:21 |
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He does, saw it on his Facebook page
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MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> deekster_caddy
06/19/2015 at 11:09 |
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All depends on if he put it in the fine print...though I’m guessing if it’s slipped in as Taurus #1562, he probably won’t notice...